Gerard Depardieu does it the French way

When thinking of walking in any fine city

It’s always agreed that Paris is pretty

But the stink of men’s piss

And squashed dog crap means this:

A stroll in this city’s quite shitty.

Pity.

(written in response to the allegation that the esteemed actor needed bladder relief during a flight)

Comments

Matroose said…

Mon dieu,Mon amie,our beautiful city

I am shocked at such thoughts as to describe it as shitty

Our once wonderful vibrant and gay Paree

Oh Well ! tis true

C'est la vie

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